“The Top Ten Commandments of the Star Wars Galaxy”
#10) Thou Shalt Not Use The Force In Vain.
#9)Thou Shalt Not Worship Protocol Droids, No Matter How Shiny.
#8)Remember The Death Star, And Keep It Holey.
#7) Thou Shalt Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
#6) Thou Shalt Not Kidnap… I’m Looking At You, Sand People!
#5) Honor Thy Mother And, If Applicable, Thy Father.
#4) Thou Shalt Not Shoot First.*
#3) Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighboring Planet’s Senator, Nor Thy Sister, You Perveth.
#2) Thou Shalt Not Bear False Wicket.
#1) Star Wars Commandment is — Thou Shalt Not Applaud As Liberty Dies.