Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thou Shalt Read and Comment on This

“The Top Ten Commandments of the Star Wars Galaxy”

#10) Thou Shalt Not Use The Force In Vain.

#9)Thou Shalt Not Worship Protocol Droids, No Matter How Shiny.

#8)Remember The Death Star, And Keep It Holey.

#7) Thou Shalt Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.

#6) Thou Shalt Not Kidnap… I’m Looking At You, Sand People!

#5) Honor Thy Mother And, If Applicable, Thy Father.

#4) Thou Shalt Not Shoot First.*

#3) Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighboring Planet’s Senator, Nor Thy Sister, You Perveth.

#2) Thou Shalt Not Bear False Wicket.

#1) Star Wars Commandment is — Thou Shalt Not Applaud As Liberty Dies.